Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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