everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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