Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Randomize