Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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