I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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