You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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