David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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