i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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