Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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