chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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