What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Well I just put wine in my tea
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
