ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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