a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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