Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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