I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm at about main and main street
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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