adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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