First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Someone came in the potted fern
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Randomize
