Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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