Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He better not be in your backpack
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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