And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Yo dont text me then not text me
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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