i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
