It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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