i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize