Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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