Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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