He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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