I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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