I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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