So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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