OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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