what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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