AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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