did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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