Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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