absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just want to make out with him forever
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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