im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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