So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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