I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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