sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Randomize
