so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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