What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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