If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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