is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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