Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
