I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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