He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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