i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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