okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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