He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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