Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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