I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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