Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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