there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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