one might say we're banned from that church
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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