how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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