I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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